chiropractic coma

After receiving a spinal adjustment from your chiropractor you just lay there for a minute in pure relaxation because it feels so good. You feel like you never want to get up.

I just laid there in "chiropractic coma" after receiving my adjustment.

I thought there might be something wrong, but then I realized he was just in "chiropractic coma" and would be back up in a few minutes.

by melnadz October 1, 2011

Cape Coma

Better known as Cape Coral a city in Florida, with the houses containing mostly nasty ass well-water, home of the newly wed and almost dead

Cape Kid 1- What do you want to do tonight?
Cape Kid 2- Nothing fag. We live in Cape Coma!

by Erinnnnx October 24, 2008

Glock coma

Death resulting from being shot by a handgun, Glock or otherwise.

"He's in a Glock coma. I'll call the coroner."

by VelvetElvis October 8, 2006

Text coma

When you are texting someone and you are in a zone when you don't hear anyone talking to you or know what is going on around you.

Bob: "Why isn't that car going? They have a green light?"

Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."

by Blondie74 June 4, 2009

Commando

To go without wearing underwear. As a long-standing tradition, some theater Benetians will go without underwear on closing night of a performance, going "commando".

"Are you going commando?"
"In this rented costume? No way!"

by K16 May 16, 2006

commabitchesperiod

A sentence suffix that expresses disdain and disgust. Can only be used in situations of deeprooted hatred and cynicism. Sentance usually ends in just "bitches", but greater affect is achieved when comma and period are added. Use as often as possible for full effect.

Julie didn't approve my shits, bitches.
OR
Julie didn't approve my shits, commabitchesperiod.

Mark ate all the fried chicken, commabitchesperiod.

by sam and jade (but mostly jade) May 4, 2006

Comanched

When a white woman has been with a black man she becomes tainted. This line is from the movie the Searchers . In the movie a girl gets kidnapped by Indians. The girls after being with the Indians for awhile, act different-like savages. John Wayne has the famous line, "You don't want her back know, She's been Comanched!"

Jesus Mary used to be so hot, what happened to her?

Who Mary, she's been Comanched!

by davybaby June 25, 2009