Cracker Jazz

The bastardization of Jazz music into the White man's smooth jazz abomination.

I really liked this radio station until they started playing all this cracker jazz.

by ttomkat1 August 4, 2008

Dick Clicker

Someone that everyone bitches about when they leave the room.

She is such a dick clicker

by [emu] May 19, 2014

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

Cracker Barrel

A collection of white people forced to be huddled together in a small place, such as in an elevator or jury box.

"Jamal had no chance with his not guilty plea because the jury was a cracker barrel."

by The Quin March 15, 2018

Clit clicker

A Female who would much rather pleasure herself or another woman more than she likes men.

Man I just can't boink lisa shes a complete clit clicker!

by zac davis June 14, 2008

Cracker ass cracker (also Cracka ass cracka)

A white person, usually ignorant and/or racist, for whom the racial slur cracker - while capturing the essence of the individual's personality - does not quite seem to fully capture the extent of the individual's ignorant and/or racist behavior without being used twice. The word "ass" is therefore used to break up the dual usage of the term cracker - not only to emphasize the insult by adding an expletive (for example the way "punk bitch" is enhanced: "punk ass bitch"), but also because using the same word twice in a row doesn't sound right.

Often used somewhat under one's breath in disgust after having just made a point about an individual who is indeed a cracker, or the aforementioned cracker ass cracker.

white guy with a stupid grin on his face trying to sound cool: "for shizzle, my nizzle"

any black person: "mothafuckin' what??? shut yo fuckin' mouth ya little bitch! ....cracka ass cracka..."

The cracka in Cracker ass cracker (also Cracka ass cracka) is almost never pronounced cracker.

by jiggajoo February 6, 2010

alabama cheese cracker

when youre cock hasnt been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to youre hand and then onto youre unsuspecting friends toast.

hey barney you want some toast....yeah great buddy..mmm this toasts really good..ha ha ha u just had youre first alabama cheese cracker

by glasgow rikki February 22, 2007