blopfuck

a blopfuck is a person who is mENtaLlY, PHysiCallY, CLinIcaLLy and soCIalLy retarded. this person has no knowledge whatsoever and is the dumbest of the dumb

bailey is an absolute blopfuck

by tis me hannah wethead ;) June 22, 2019

blompage

blompage is the squish above the thigh-highs or stocking that didn’t fit when worn by thicc girls.

blompage and blomp can be used interchangeably

“dude, i knew she was thicc! look at that blompage.”
“ugh. i wish i had more blomp, there needs to be more skinny thigh appreciation.”

by edumicate u April 10, 2019

blooper

when everything you enjoy is a mistake

person 1: what did i do wrong
person 2: everything
person 1: can you be more specific
person 2: you did everything wrong, blooper

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

blopegoserous

When you send your loved one a picture of your knees

I've been sending alot of blopegoserous's to koren-lee

by Lil_bo_peep November 13, 2019

blooper reel

When your brain suddenly brings up the time(s) you did some really embarrassing shit

friend A- “hey you’ve been quiet for a few minutes what’s up”
friend B- “nothing I’m just watching my blooper reel”

by The Duke of Shittington March 7, 2020

Bloop

Very loud sound, still unidentified origins

Bloop

by Reusable Dickhead June 22, 2020

Bloop

A word uttered by a retarded person.

Brian: Hey bro, have you eaten lunch?

Ben: Bloop, Bloop, Bloop.

Brian: I hear ya. (hugs with sympathy)

by mr.meep20 July 7, 2020