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cretin needs a beating

it's another 'rhyme-paced meter' way to say that somebody is 'cruising for a bruising'. In other words, somebody is being a stupid asshole and deserves to be put back in his or her PLACE! That moron is just asking for trouble.
1. Yesterday at the Memorial Day ceremony in Arlington Cemetery Donald Traitortrump gave a long-winded pompous ass speech promoting and gloating about HIMSELF - yes, AGAIN! He has pissed off a lot of people - AGAIN - including many military veterans because everything he talked about (and tweeted) was, as always about 'ME ME ME'. That cretin needs a beating because he's a dirty treasonous criminal and he just don't know how to STFU!

2. Greg keeps on flicking bent staples at other students while sitting in the back of science class. He also throws paper wads and flicks boogers in class and when somebody turns around, he just gives a shit-eating grin. That cretin needs a beating and one of these days he will get one.

3. Somebody just like the above-mentioned Greg went on to become a Macbeth. He took over the Libyan nation and got his hands on dangerous hardware - bombs and rockets. He was a terror-monger. That cretin got his final beating for good in 2011. He was Moammar Qaddafy.
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Beaching

When someone talks about themsleves, bragging about their accomplishments, and everything about them all the damn time!
Wayne: My dad makes $50,000 a year.

Annoyed listener: Cool...

Wayne: I got in an accident once, but my parents weren't even mad at me. In fact, they paid for everything.

Annoyed listener: Interesting

Wayne: I have....lets see....6....7.....8.....I'll just stop there at 8 cars. I have about 8 cars.

Annoyed listener: Dude, that's enough. You're totally beaching right now and I'm sick of it.
by larsthesailorman April 28, 2011
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dick beating

Noun: The act of bruising a girl's thigh by playfully whipping her with an erect penis.
"C. Cee was being naughty so V was like 'you're gonna catch a dick beating.'"
by vladster January 13, 2014
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fire breathing jesus

A fire breathing jesus is what one gets when you want to trump a fire breathing dragon. The head of the dragon body is none other than the holy lord my not savior Jesus Christ. When jesus wants to have sexy dirty and raunchy he releases his cum in the form of fire.
Teens fire breathing jesus tattoo is going to trump Teen 2's dragon tattoo.
by Hammity Sandwich May 20, 2008
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bleating sloth

Someone that is a useful fool that does nothing, but makes a lot of noise complaining
That bleating sloth got a canary for his car, because he never changed his tyres.
by alyeda June 23, 2008
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blexting

Communicating with a third party via SMS while performing the act of fellatio.
Person A: "We just got back to his place...Gah."
Person B: "Gah? You best not be blexting. Bad form!"
by oban89 August 5, 2012
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blatching

bitching about everything because you are black.

thinking the white man took your job because he his white, instead of being that he is more educated and knows how to dress for a job interview, or someone walking alone at night looks over their sholder, going towards thier car, and you think because you are black, instead of the fact that you are 3 feet taller 60 pounds heavier than them,and she would be afraid regardless what race you were.
when black people think or say "it's only because i'm black"... they are blatching
by SomedudeIknew March 1, 2014
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