Bear's Egg 

A large shite from a non-descript large mammal.
From the idea that a bear, should it lay an egg, would be brown, hairy and quite large.

Oh fuck it. Sorry Your Majesty, I just stepped on a bear's egg. Do excuse me for a short while whilst I wipe it from my trouser leg.

Bear's Egg by Norfolk Panther February 20, 2009

bear style 

a sexual position similar to doggy style, the woman gets on her hands and knees and the man is behind sticking his dick into her pussy while laying across her back. See also hippo style.

I was too tired for doggie style last night, so I fucker her bear style.

bear style by marigus June 17, 2011

Bear Milk 

The liquid found when one would suck gently on a bears nipple. The taste is comparable to a small child's moist spittle and a man's dick cheese.

When we heard Christ Vetrano's music we immediately sent him a warm bottle of bear milk to comfort his emotions.

Bear Milk by Titty Bear February 4, 2009

Bear Polock 

a. A spinoff of bear jew from "Inglorious Bastards" for Polish people.

b. The godliest Xbox Live name I've ever seen.

Tim: Yo Bear Jew was a beast!

Dylan: Call me the Bear Polock.

Bubba: I'm a stupid guinea.

Bear Polock by Beast that ate Bethpage September 1, 2009

bear stearned 

to crash, to collapse, to plummit, to fail

1. I can't believe it, I completely bear stearned that test.

2. For the third time this week, my computer bear stearned on me.

bear stearned by Wolverine11 March 17, 2008

Bear Trap 

When you open the door of the port-o-potty and there is a girl inside, you turn her around push her head into the toilet push the lid down on to her head then proceed to give her anal while keeping a tight grip on the back of her head and the toilet seat

I went to go and see Wide Spread Panic and was lucky enough to give this hottie a bear trap.

Bear Trap by enigmaticalchemist August 16, 2010

Bear Trap 

n. a needy friend that constantly needs reassurance, holding you hostage in conversations about themselves.

warning: has been known to aggressively spoon you in your sleep.

Person 1: dude, got caught in the bear trap last night
Person 2: what'd you do?
Person 1: tried to gnaw my arm off but in the end i just bled out :(

Bear Trap by puffymcpuff October 21, 2009