Balding Sswoup

Little nonce with no hair

Omg that’s Balding Sswoup he has no hair

by TheDadWhoNeverCameBack February 25, 2021

baldilocks

look in the sentence in the way its used and then you will understand

One Cunt: That person looks as ugly as baldilocks what's her name?

The Other Cunt: Her name is Shobha.

One Cunt: Makes sense.

by WaddleAwayInYourMumsBedroom September 6, 2021

baldivia

One of a kind, unique, original

That girl is such a baldivia!

by Featherweatherforever July 2, 2022

Baldini

A fictitious brand of Italian racing tires known for having little to no tread. See Bologna Skins.

John needs a new set of tires, he's riding on Baldinis!

by AWeb740 September 6, 2022

baldinonce

A play on the word goldilocks. This is used as an insult to a bald person specifically.
In this insult is actually two parts:
"baldi" refers to calling someone bald but isnt the most offensive aprt unless they really are a fine with being called a nonce.
"nonce" refers to them being a paedophile

this insult is best used at people who are:
A) in a position where being called a paedophile would be a serious accusation such as a teacher or paediatric nurse
B) very clearly insecure about them going bald especially if they are currently balding and not bald

Mr Pugh: "Tom where is your homework this is the 3rd time this month!"
Tom: "shut it baldinonce, your breath smells like catpiss"

by oblyboblie April 18, 2023

baldiehead

a bald head and a person who has no hair

oh you cut your hair you are a baldiehead

by alphabeta123 July 11, 2023

baldibasicsedulearn1

creator of an enabled dave clone and an poorly drawn sentient fungus

baldi scratch user: hjmmm lets see what baldibasicsedulearn1 has added to melovre today!
chair: You have been selected to go to the void.
baldi scratch user: what??
chair: ÆÆÆÆÆææææÜÜÆÆÆ

by elsqued October 22, 2023