Whizzled

To be sauced to the point of reduced function either drunk or high.

“Fuck haze you are Whizzled bruuuh”, said dirty mike.

by A. Cashin August 1, 2019

Whizzled

To discombobulate someone by giving them too much information to gain an advantage.

“He came in and whizzled me, I just agreed and now I can’t remember what I agreed to.”

by K19DST July 17, 2020

Whizzo

Someone that is stupid, or doesn't do any work.

"Hey, you guys want to go drinking?"
"Shut the fuck up and do your fucking work, you whizzo!"

by anonymous January 12, 2021

whizzier

Technical term used to define a speedier connection than the one expected or paid for. Also vulgar term for forcefully pissing.

My broadband seems whizzier. I was a bit blocked so I had to piss that one out whizzier.

by Tittech2000 October 27, 2021

Whizzier

When your broadband is far more responsive than that contracted for or paid for. A technical term first used in 2021 but rapidly adopted by the tech glitterati.

Also a vulgar term for the ability to piss faster and harder than your work colleagues.

The internet seems whizzier than I expected.
He was fast but I was whizzier in the toilet.

by Tittech2000 October 27, 2021

Whizzo!

They are experts and know how to persuade people to act on something. You will never find lack of creativity and hard work in them. They tell a story that connects all the emotions.

They help you grow and receive recognition that you wish for, all you have to do is give them a chance.

Ideal life partner to have should be someone who is whizzo!😉

by RPTrix November 23, 2021

Whizzpopper

The unfortunate event in which a latex condom has ripped during sexual intercourse and a man's sperm has escaped the rubber sheath on his hard, erect penis.

Jack's condom had a whizzpopper when he penetrated his fiance's vagina too roughly during a night of hot, passionate sex.

by Comelle Fletcher December 20, 2021