Raccoon Whackers

A group of criminals, specifically thieves, who are a little crazy.

Did you here about those raccoon whackers at the corner store?

by yhihgtfyguhijoiuyfxcghui June 5, 2016

spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016

stick whacker

Weed trimmer

She started using a stick whacker instead of the lawnmower due to the drought

by Radiocitymexico May 10, 2016

chin whiskers

Foul facial growth upon an old mans mug.

That old creep is covered in chin whiskers

by budishslayer February 4, 2017

lindow wicker

The opposite of a window licker. Intelligent, smart,witty.

Anthony definitely isn't a lindow wicker.

by You already know me May 21, 2017

wisdom whiskers

Grey hairs in a beard when the rest of beard is still predominantly the natural hair color. Usually seen in bearded men between the ages 35-50

I'm 38 and I have a gnarly beard full of wisdom whiskers.

by FC2Mikey24 June 4, 2017

butt whacker

A term for a gay male, usually referring to tops.

That butt whacker had a funeral for his cock so he could bury it in Jerry's ass.

by 1234567asd October 19, 2017