Weiner suicide

Drinking or drugging too much, to ensure that an erection does not occur, usually done intentionally.

I don't want to bang Stacy, so I'm gonna commit weiner suicide by whiskey

by robbierawb November 3, 2016

weiner alarm

A weiner alarm is when ones arousal is so high and the dick is so erect it goes "wee oou wee oou wee ooou"

My girl looked so hot last night that my weiner alarm went off.

by Cock Anusal February 8, 2017

Weiner porridge

A man made porridge. Can sometimes be lumpy. Not very sweet.

Tash has weiner porridge on her face

by Funkyfairy27 April 18, 2017

Weiner sock

when the boxers are stuck together to Ur Penis

oh Shit man

What?

i have a weiner sock

by i killed the jewz June 3, 2017

weiner fan

The weiner fan is when a man gets picks up a hooker and when they're alone and ready to go she'll kneel and the man will spin his penis like a fan, smacking her face multiple times in a row.

"Yo my dude i just weiner fanned his slut last night"

by The Moist Sausage February 3, 2018

Weiner bros

Kissing the same girl as one of your friends.

You missed Liz too? We're Weiner Bros!!!

by Beercules_Bro May 8, 2018

weiner

everyones got one. even my mom

wow bro thats a huuuuuuuge weiner. mind if i touch it

by LIL_F1$H October 17, 2018