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Shark Week

The week of a girl's period.
Kay: "Taya, Shark Week for you is starting soon."
Taya: "Oh shit, have you started?
Kat: "Yup"
Michelle: "Well fuck, that means I'm starting soon, too!"
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Beach Week

The first week of June in which herds of high school graduates migrate towards the beach in order to engage in (sometimes fatal) drug abuse and promiscuity.

Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.

No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.

The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.

A week where cops should just give up

A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record

A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
It's Beach Week next week! I can't way to severely damage my liver and brain stability in order to have an abundance of unadulterated sex with random strangers of random sexes with or without consensual-ality!
by TheLoft November 12, 2012
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Rainbow week

The first week of July when the rainbow family or rainbow people as there called have a celebration in the nations national parks which includes lots of free sex,drugs and mild blowing music.
by Deep blue 2012 March 20, 2010
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Golden Week

The act of having sex with the same person (relationship or not) once every day for a whole week.
Dude me and my girlfriend almost had a golden week but we didn't hang on Wednesday!
by Cambamstagram September 7, 2016
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2 & 1/2 week rule

The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stupid just because it's been a while since last time you got any.
Often involves going back to previous partners.

If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.
-What? Jake went home with Mary again last night?!
-Yeah, he fell victim to the 2 & 1/2 week rule.
by OST November 8, 2007
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mid-week

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.
AFter mid-week, the wek is almost over and it will soon be the weekend. And there is no such thing as hump day. Mid-week is the correct title
by John Doe Smith December 14, 2008
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Indian week

A week spent eating only in Indian restaurants, preferably eating curries with increasing heat as the week progesses ending with a Vindaloo. This should only be attempted by experienced eaters with incredibly strong stomachs, or it could result in serious issues.
Who's that guy running to the toilet? Oh he must be a wuss that attempted Indian week.
by AJ McD November 12, 2010
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