Sex Toaster

noun. person who is so hot, all you want to do is bang them.

My boyfriend is an incredible sex toaster.

by girlwithasextoaster February 6, 2013

Throat Toaster

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you fart down her throat, warming it ever so softly.

That throat toaster qas tasty.

by kimosabi June 27, 2014

shit toasted

The act of being super stoned in a theme park on the crippy weed and eating burnt toast with out anything to drink.

" I got totally shit toasted at Universal. " man I could have used a Coke Zero.

by The crippy June 18, 2016

toaster

getting a straight person to go gay for the first time. Like when you open a new account at a bank they used to give you a toaster.

Susie got a toaster last night at the Indigo Girls concert.

by divamermaid October 31, 2009

toaster

n.

A racial slur denoting a Cylon, or a person of Cylon origin. Used in reference to the highly reflective metal used in the construction of the original Cylon Centurions, and its similarity to the metal used in the construction of bread-toasting devices.

"You never loved anything or anyone, so don't try to sit there and tell me you did, you goddamned toaster."

"Get the hell off my ship, you toaster-loving son of a bitch."

by President Laura Roslin September 3, 2005

Toasted Dweane Palace

–noun
1. an establishment located in the Pacific Northwest that not only serves moderately priced alcoholic beverages and food of poor quality, but is also a safe haven for judgmental hipster crowds and ne’er-do-wells. Generally dimly lit, supports local "art", and often promotes infighting by playing Top 40 jukebox tracks.
2. Satellite Lounge.

Fine Citizen #1: "I just moved to this neighborhood. Do you know anywhere I can grab an enjoyable pint or two?"

Fine Citizen #2: "Steer clear of Satellite Lounge, that place is a Toasted Dweane Palace."

by G.Sweet January 26, 2009

Tattered Clam

When a pussy has been used to the point where the outer lips become dry and darkened; appearing very similar to the edges of a steamed clam. They will feel dry to the touch and may become an issue if lubricant is not applied. Also note that when separated the smell can be very similar to that of a slightly rotten clam.

I reached down her pants to check things out and to my dismay I found a dried up old tattered clam.

by Beender February 20, 2009