toflu

A new strain of recently discovered viral influenza transmitted through tofu products. Vegetarians in particular are at highest risk. Toflu is a mutated form of the killer flu emerging from avian flu and swine flu.

"Forget swine flu, I'm more worried about catching toflu at the organic healthfood cafe!"

by lexiconista June 6, 2009

Sticky toffee apple

When a Caucasian man does a man with a toffee complexion up the arse until his anus prolapses and bleeds. The Caucasian man then cums on the prolapsed anus, and it becomes I sticky.

Illigitimate son: Daddy, can I have a sticky toffee apple?
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*

by ToffeeAppleTaker69 January 11, 2019

wank toffee

1) a salty snack
2) a display of surprise or dismay

wank toffees the salty snack
ahhhhhh wank toffee

by Deaths_rat December 5, 2007

toff

A derogatory term for the Welsh, as used by the English.

What are all those fucking toffs doing on our side of the border?

by lia March 29, 2005

Tofu Bacon

an extremely contemporary term for "cool" or "super" completely replacing the term "what's shakin bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium

person 1: what's shakin tofu bacon?
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!

by The holy pancake batman August 23, 2008

Toffee Apple

Male sexual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance

Hey Kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?

by bonesgiles November 8, 2010

Toffifay

Awake on my airplane
awake on my airplane
my skin is bare
my skin is Theirs
awake on my airplane
awake on my airplanE
my skin is bare
my skin is theirs

I feel like an eXtra special newborn
and I feel like a newborn
awake on my airplane
awake on my airplane
I feel so real

could you Take my picture
cause I won't remember
could you take my picture
cause I won't remember
could you take my picture
cause I won't remeMber
could you take my picture
cause I won't remember - yeah

I don't believe in
I don't believe in your sanctity your prophecy
I don't believe in
I don't believe in sanctity or hypocrisy
can everyone agree that no one should be left Alone
can everyone aGree that they should not be left alone

and I feel like a newborn
and I feEl like a newborn (kicking and screaming)

could you take my picture
cause I won't remember
could you Take my picture
cause I won't remember
could yOu take my picture
cause I won't remember
could you take my picture
cause I won't remeMber - yeah

hey dad what do you think about your son now?
hey dad what do you think about your son nOw?

could you take my pictuRe
cause I won't remember
could you take my picture
cause I won't Remember
could you take my picture
cause I won't remember
could you take my picture
cause I wOn't remember
could you take my picture
cause I Won't remember – yeah

What time is it?

by Vox Acerbus February 22, 2004