Standard Contract

A fuck out the back, or in the car park.

Person 1: Can you let me off the bill, please?

Person 2: Sure, but standard contract will apply.

by geoshelley November 26, 2013

Stantan

Similar to a "stan", a stantan is an overly interested fan who is obsessed with the thing they love.
Rather than just loving a particular celebrity or person, they believe they can do no wrong and hate anyone who says anything bad about them.

"omg becky is such a stantan!"

by fifipinata October 31, 2015

Standard

When someone is good looking, but not EXTREMELY attractive.

"Did Jonny break up with his girlfriend?"

"Yeah, he said she wasn't pretty enough for him."

" Are you kidding me? She's gorgeous, he's just standard."

by FACE0217 October 6, 2016

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

standage

floop doop doodle doodle floop

standage is a floop doop

by usdarling May 27, 2017

stangalang

A funny way of calling someone an autist

Random person: I like fidget spinners
Me: Eww dude, you must be a stangalang

by Havardisstangalang June 1, 2017

Standard

Used to describe an event or situation that happens on a regular basis through which you feel comfortable in, throughout.

"Walk in to a party, that's standard"

by Don'tComeRoundMyEnds November 8, 2017