Slide & Glide

When you're trying to sleep with a easy hoe & get high at the same time. roll a blunt while she gives him head then smoke it while fucking.

Female: So what'chu trying to do?
Brody: sh*t bitch, im trying to Slide & glide.
Female: well spark it up & get in these thangs.

by Zeebie July 17, 2011

A clean slide

The act of taking a shit wiping your ass and seeing the paper it totally clean. also see naked monkey

wow I took a dump the paper was clean...A clean slide

by The Cire July 29, 2009

shit sliding

where u find a tall grassy hill, pull ur pants down and slide down the hill on ur ass taking a shit while sliding leaving a large shit stain on the side of the hill.

dude i was shit sliding so bad yesterday my ass has grass stains on it

by thecrue August 13, 2011

Epileptic Slide

When you install clap lights in your house. Then fuck an epileptic girl and see how many ass claps it takes for her to have a seizure.

Ashley and I were trying the Epileptic Slide last night and she got up to 26 claps, new record!

by Creme De La Nut September 24, 2020

Michigan slide

Traveling over several lanes of traffic without warning and or signal, while cutting off several vehicles, and yelling "MICHIGAN SLIDE!"

We woulda missed the exit if it weren't for that Michigan Slide.

by Johnny Murphy! June 11, 2010

Wave Sliding

The act of being pulled behind a fast moving boat while hanging on to a ski rope without the use of skis, wakeboard, kneeboard, ect.

Rob: Look! That person is being pulled on their stomach behind that boat!

Jill: Oh it's only the latest and greatest sport of wave sliding!

by RemyChip August 5, 2010

burger slide

a common phenomenon that occurs when a tomato is placed on a hamburger or cheeseburger, causing the top half of the sandwich to slide away from the bottom, or vice-versa.

"Aw man, the top bun just slipped and landed on the floor." "Yup, that's burger slide alright. Damn you tomato!"

by TeethII November 17, 2009