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north shore

North shore is a mountain biking track made from wood and other materials. Such places exist in 'les gets' france.
"dude, that nort shore is sick"
"fuck XC, im gonna ride some north shore"
by Joseph Kirk March 29, 2007
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South Shore Cud

A piece of chewing gum that someone keeps safe in the side of their mouth for later chewing. This is fairly standard for people living in the South Shore, Massachusetts.
Sarah's been chewing that same piece of gum for 7 hours; she's a fairly well experienced South Shore cud woman.
by notpip June 24, 2009
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Maryland's Eastern Shore

Pretty much the definition of REDNECK!

The most un-diverse place I have ever been. There is nothing to do and nothing ever happens. I think one there has been one shooting in the past year (not counting deer, of course). The nearest mall is 45 minutes (plus) away, and that is in Annapolis.
The guys are ugly and the girls are pretty...pretty bitchy! Most people are hyperactive and don't know how to chill. It's the exact opposite of Annapolis.
The Shore is mostly white. Occasionally, you will meet a cool black person, but the few black people that reside there act white in majority; or an occasional white person who thinks they are a gangster but just end up making themselves look like a square and get shot when they visit any major city. There is no ghetto, no projects.

You know you're on the Shore when...
-Your phone book for three counties (yellow and white pages) is no more than one and a half inches. No lie.
-Gigantic tractor things chase you on the road.
-You see trucks with twelve-inch lifts randomly pulled over on the grass...yup, it's deer hunting season.
-Your school colors are John Deere green and yellow.
-Nobody knows what "Naptown" is, even though they're a half hour away from it! People are totally oblivious.
-Carharts and Mossy Oak camo is everywhere (jackets, full suits, hats, pants...).
-People bring "deer jerky" on the bus for breakfast.
-As soon as school lets out, you hear duck and goose calls coming from all directions.
-Boys clip fish hooks onto their hats.
-In school, a letter was sent home to remind boys to empty the pockets of their hunting jackets. Because a bullet was found on the school floor.
-Whenever you pass a deer, someone yells, "That there is a 12-point buck!"
-You smell cow shit everywhere you go.
-You have a cornfield in your backyard.
-People have no sense of style and no one is creative and everyone just copies each other. Most "Shorers" think they know everything but really they're stupid! And everyone who is anyone just wants to get the fuck out but they are obligated to live there or too young to move. Everybody else is just totally oblivious and off in their own gay happy queer land and they think it's the coolest place ever, but they wouldn't survive a day in Anne Arundel County, let alone DC, B-More, or any other major city.

I'm telling you, don't move there. And if you already live there, party hard and get the fuck out, ay-sap.
Maryland's Eastern Shore is gay.
by ninetonine May 13, 2007
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shortey

A small/short noob that generally causes nuisance and freeloads off you.
He is a shortey today for stealing my lunch!
by bulio March 21, 2005
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shortie

A girl who claims she knows more about cars than guys, even though she totaled 2 cars already. She is too short to go karting, yet she thinks she's cool.
Shortie did her master's in mechanical engineering, yet she can't keep a car running.
Shortie thinks that putting break oil on "Arrogant"'s car will solve the world problems.
by asd007 October 15, 2010
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Jersey Shore Challenge

The Jersey Shore Challenge involves taking a shot every commercial break for an entire episode of The Jersey Shore. Commercial breaks are typically every 7 minutes. If a commercial break is missed then on the following break the participants can take a double shot to remedy the missed shot.
"Dude, MTV is lame. Commercials every seven minutes."
"Yeah but it's got me hella wasted on this Jersey Shore Challenge night.

"Another Jersday Night, another Jersey Shore Challenge"
by Jewie_J March 5, 2012
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For suresy shore

A play off on "For suresy" or "For sursies", already a play off of "For Sure". Meaning a sure thing, commonly used as a means of confirmation. Alteration made in reference to the reality show Jersey Shore.
-"Hey dude, everyone is partying tonight right?"

-"Oh yeah, for suresy shore man."
by Just procrastinating. June 9, 2011
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