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sheep

1. consentual sex (otherwise it is rape; otherwise known as "reindeer")
2. an extremely attractive male
me: "OMG David Tennant is my sheep"
me: "David Tennant is the sheep"
me: "David Tennant is sheep on legs"
me: "David Tennant is sheepy"

gareth david-lloyd, david tennant, john barrowman, jamie T, leonardo decaprio in the nineties, paulo nutini(on his good side), gaspard ulliel, tom felton, james franco, Guillaume Canet, toby hemmingway, mathew mcfadyen, colin firth, hugh grant, johnny depp(duh), adam brody, the guy in the mac commercials, the guy in the New World, orlando bloom, justin timberlake, joshua jackson, burn gorman(for his AMZING acting abilities), heath ledger, paul bettany...etc
by Homeslice of Darkness January 12, 2008
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sheeple

1. n. Individuals who have lost all traces of actually individuality due to a mindless and unerring devotion to another individual or group's ideals and beliefs.

2. n. Those who scarf down any and all disinformation or propaganda that reinforces their mindless and baseless views, and treats such misinformation as fact.

3. n. Those who spread lies and misinformation--knowingly or unknowingly--in order to perpetuate the dogmatic beliefs which were formulated for them.

4. n. Those who cling to their beliefs even in the face of substancial evidence to the contrary.

Origin: Sheep + People = Sheeple
Sheeple: "John Kerry was actually a spy for the Viet-Cong, and that he shot himself to get those purple hearts!"

Other: "Where did you hear that?"

Sheeple: "It's all over the Internet, and I emailed the links to everyone so they would know the truth about John Kerry!"

Other: "Where is the evidence of this?"

Sheeple: "Osama Bin Laden wants Kerry to with the election... Kerry is pro-Al Queda!"

Other: "What?!"

Sheeple: "Kerry wants to make abortions mandidtory the first time you get pregnant, and pay for them with massive tax hikes!"

Other: "Um, you're kidding, right?"

Sheeple: "Master Rove is the light and the dark; the alpha and the omega..."
by Cap July 28, 2004
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sheep dip

a polite redneck expletive most often used when a vulgar expletive would be inappropriate even for a redneck.
Well, sheep dip kids I can't get the truck to start.
by onehandcrabbing October 14, 2012
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sheeple

A person whose opinions and tastes are all expressions of loyalty to whatever group he identifies with, be it political, religious, or cultural, rather than a product of independent thought or personal preference, aka kool-aid drinker.
This term is most often used inappropriately, to disparage anyone who disagrees with the user, who is, more often than not, a good example of sheeple himself.
Liberal: Don't try persuading those conservative idiots; they're all sheeple, so reasoning with them is a waste of time.

Truther: Sheeple! Idiots! When Bushitler Chimpy McHalliburton sends the Christian Zionist Storm Troopers to transport you to Planet Dachau, don't come crying to me!
by K. Olbermann is the devil December 14, 2008
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sheepface

sheepface 1. (noun) a vagina

sheepface 2. (adj) pure unadulterated pwnage
"Her sheepface was pretty nasty, but I hit it anyway."

"He mowed down my vagina's long pubic hairs with his teeth, it was so sheepface."
by Mr. sheep face August 9, 2007
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sheepshagger

a person who engages in sexual activity with a sheep
He got convicted of bestiality; lousy sheepshagger got 5 years.
by Lt. Commander Data December 16, 2008
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sheeping boots

Tall boots, like the ones that the Texas Aggies Corp Senions have that are use to Fuck sheep. You simply catch the sheep and stick its hind legs in the boots and then fuck it. The tall boots prevent the sheep from getting away.
"Man Jim did you see the boots on that cowboy?" "You damn right I did. You know how easy it would be to fuck sheep with those" "Yeah those sheeping boots sure would make it easy.
by wpcustoms January 17, 2008
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