The Devil Shaves

In all photographs of Jesus Christ, he is wearing a beard.

It is nasty.
This phrase is used by people who would rather go to hell, than spend eternity in "Heaven" and Jesus' nasty ass uncombed stringy fucking beard.

Phillip: JOHN, what you are doing is a sin.
John: Well, Phillip... the Devil shaves

by TheBathroomExperience May 14, 2011

shave day

the day of every week that you shave you genitals in order to prepare for any hook-ups for the upcoming weekend.

Shave Day is always the day before the last day of the school week, which means it is usually Thursday.

In the event that you would have no school on Friday, Shave Day would then be Wednesday.

Both male and female should participate in this weekly ritual.

"Everyone get excited! It's Shave Day! I gotta be ready for the weekend and potential hook-ups!"

by lauren and emily January 5, 2009

shave

to use a blade to remove the hair on your pubic area;this has its problems, a better approach is to buy a small (battery) beard trimmer and fit the spacer that leaves the hair 1/8" long. Then you can buzz the scrotum and everything else without creating any discomfort or problems. Finally you can have sex with a condom and not feel any tugging at the wrong moment. She (or you) can shave her vulva and belly and she won't be complaining about discomfort from her panties, pads or pantyliners (then telling you she'll never shave again).

Ted's girlfriend trimmed him, then trimmed herself, leaving just a narrow landing strip. Her girlfriend Ammi is Muslim and her mother taught her to remove all of her pussy hair with a sugar solution when she was just 12; she's been bare ever since.

by J.R. J. February 28, 2004

gone pear-shaped

originates from: when a woman gets older, her breasts shrivel up and arse blooms out, giving her a figure shaped like a pear

means: its all gone wrong

see also: tits up

"oh bloody hell, its all gone pear shaped"

by itcreaks June 28, 2004

Shave

To remove unwanted body hair by using a razor or electric shaver

Kiersten : O Jake last night was so amazing!
Jake : Yes I do enjoy fucking you but your legs & pussy were a little scratchy!
Kiersten : Well I guess I need to Shave them would you like to help?
Jake : Uh Yeah!
Kiersten : Ok rub some Shaving cream on my leg's & pussy!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Now scrap them with this razor!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby did I make you cum?
Jake : Yeah all over your new smooth legs & pussy!
Kiersten : Well I guess we need to shower them off wanna rub soap all over me?
Jake : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop December 20, 2017

Shave

A word used in place of swearing, or any other word that is inappropriate at the moment. Can also be used to replace any verb for comic relief. Started in retaurants kitchens, to avoid trouble with a spervisor, then eventually becomes part of your everyday vocabulary

Josh, I need a blossom on the fly, the other one got shaved up!

Damn it man it just took me ten minutes to shave the last one!

by TRHKING September 23, 2011

Saved By The Bell

A popular teen show of basically the same thing. Although
most of the episodes are funny, it usually consists of the constant relationship problems between Zack and Kelly, which gets pretty tiring. I mean, make up your freakin minds about who you wanna go out with! Geez. Other than that, its a pretty good show.

Zack and Kelly are an on-again, off-again couple throughout their high school years on Saved By The Bell.

by LiveFastDieFun May 24, 2008