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Sex

Something you do to get an a in math class
I had sex with my teacher to get an a in math class
by BUTTER1738 July 2, 2021
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I know why you looked this up
Because I did too
It was when she got up and walked over to me that my dick was rock solid. She spread her legs and sat on top of me.I knew this was going to be the best sex of my life. With her hand on my cock we started kissing, I shoved my tongue as far as it could go down her throat. She then grabbed my shirt and threw me onto the bed. Quickly taking our clothes off, she started to suck on it, I came faster then I ever did before, it squirted into her mouth and she swallowed. I started licking her cunt as she was sucking my cock, we were full on 69ing. We both came at the same time right into each other’s mouths,

Me: OH OH OH YEAH FUCK UH UH UH UH
her: OH YES FUCK YES DONT STOP YES UH UH PLEASE YES UH OH GOD
She bent over and I put my penis into her ass
Her: FASTER
I thrusted myself into her
Her: HARDER
My penis was all the way in.

Me: shit I forgot a condom
Her: it’s better without one anyway. Don’t pull out, cum inside my pussy daddy!
So I did. I cummed so much all inside her cunt. Then I fell on my back, thinking we were done but then she started massaging my dick. I grabbed her tits and started squeezing. My penis was rock solid and she climbed on top. She was riding the fuck out of my dick. Nothing had ever felt better in my life. Her pussy wrapped around my cock, draining all the cum I had inside of me. I came inside her but that wasn’t it, we kept going all night and when I woke up in the morning, I found a her number and a note saying “again tonight?”
by Stupid horse clouds January 29, 2021
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When you go have sex and eat tits pussy and asshole have fun
When you fuck somebody you like so have funsex
by Infinitysasha September 25, 2020
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Why you lookin up something you will never have?
Guy 1: bro I just had the best time last night
Guy 2: what did you do?
Guy 1:I had sex with your girlfriend
Guy 2: meh it’s fine I got another one
by Spoghetto October 17, 2022
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yeaah baby i had a crazy fun sex night last night!
by golden condom boi January 24, 2020
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by reigenaratakafan October 9, 2021
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Back in the old days Sex is what a women and man did to reproduce. Times have changed ,people hacked the science and do it for pleasure. sex can now be done with the same gender, alone, in groups, with toys, silicone dolls, and in virtual reality. Sex can be bought ,sold, simulated, and scripted to portray modern fantasy's in pornography. Sex is an act, it involves stimulation of the genitals which can result in orgasm. Sex is for adults , it is mature and it requires consent and responsibility.
john on sex: i'm not gay. i was drunk and he was wearing some tight jeans, that's all i needed.
by fuckhand November 18, 2021
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