6 definitions by fuckhand

When a girl drops the back of her pants to reveal her Ass (Usually wearing a thong). The Term comes from Ace Ventura but they were talking about foot ball. We are talking about booty and the word Laces sounds like Asses so its better suited for the cause.
(on a telemundo gameshow Two hot latina Girls Hop on stage and pull down their Yoga pants. )

The Host Says: "Laces Out" And they turn around.

crowd goes wild.
by fuckhand May 21, 2023
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the process of having sex for a second time, after the male ejaculates. The second round usually lasts longer than the first, because the male has to build sexual arousal. Some men only need a few seconds before starting round 2, some cant go a second round with the same partner. Switching to a different female will shorten the refractory period (wait time) in most cases.
Tom: "Im cumming"
Sarah: "Already?"
Tom "get ready for round 2"
Sarah "I'm pregnant"
Tom "Already!"
by fuckhand November 8, 2021
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Back in the old days Sex is what a women and man did to reproduce. Times have changed ,people hacked the science and do it for pleasure. sex can now be done with the same gender, alone, in groups, with toys, silicone dolls, and in virtual reality. Sex can be bought ,sold, simulated, and scripted to portray modern fantasy's in pornography. Sex is an act, it involves stimulation of the genitals which can result in orgasm. Sex is for adults , it is mature and it requires consent and responsibility.
john on sex: i'm not gay. i was drunk and he was wearing some tight jeans, that's all i needed.
by fuckhand November 18, 2021
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Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"
bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying
by fuckhand November 18, 2021
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Short for "Dead ass serious" and "I'm dead ass serious too." East coast street slang that made its way west and online. I watched 3 guys say it on reddit, the 4th asked why is everyone saying 'dead ass'? He immediately got thumbed down by every nerd up in that sub. "I'm dead ass serious too."
these new timbs are cuuuuuuuuumfy B , deadass son
by fuckhand November 20, 2021
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This is a masturbation technique performed on a male whom is seated on a toilet. The Plughor is also a name given to the individual doing the work. The guy drops his pants and sits down in the number 2 position. His dick is erect and is pointing straight up at the sky. The Plughor stands in the number one position. Using both hands the dick is handled like a plunger on a clogged toilet. Down up ,down up ,until the male releases from both ends. The male wipes himself off and flushes the toilet. wash yor hands people.
i got to take a shit and im horny, i need a plunghor.
by fuckhand November 24, 2021
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