senior sexy

when a older person is looking nice.

hey grandma, you looking all senior sexy today.

by catrice and charisse October 22, 2008

Sector 1

Sector 1 is essentially a noun referring to a group of people or a place festering with retards, minecraft nerds and Mong munchers in general. Sector 1s should be avoided at all costs as STDs are a common outcome. A sector 1 can be identified by a few distinctive qualities:
-minecraft players
-nintendo fanboys
-slobbering
-wheelchairs
-always where shitty coats
-no passport
-eating raw meat
-Christmas themed socks

Kyle: whoa sheeeet, looks like a proper sector 1!

Percy: nee naw nee naw nee !

Kyle: don't give me STDs cock fingers!

Percy: wwargwargwargwargwakkaglap! Minecraft texture pack 7.6,8.9.8 beta v7.8.5.8.9.5

by OGPrawn November 9, 2011

santorium

A word used to describe places that facilitate the creation of Santorum. see Santorum

The City Counsel was upset when the Santorium announced its plans to expand.

by Oliver May 13, 2005

Ottawa Senators

Probably the worst and gayest team to ever play a game in the NHL.
Ottawa Senators Season Tickets $14000
Parking for the entire season $550
Food, Drink and Booze for the entire season $646
Watching the Senators Choke in 4 straight to The Toronto Maple Leafs Priceless
There are some people who enjoy watching their team get swept for everyone else, there's the Leafs
CAN ANYTHING BE MORE TRUE!!!

Jim: Did you see the Sens beat the Leafs last night?
Bob: Did you see the Leafs beat the Sens in 4 Straight playoff series?
Jim: Yeah
Bob: So shut the hell up you Ottawa Senators Loving piece of crap, just go in the Scotiabank place and Die and leave your blood all over the ice because the Sens are gonna be slaughtered by the Leafs like i'm gonna slaughter you in the arena!!!
Jim: no
Bob: *pulls out gun and shoots Jim* ok

by J.Dot November 18, 2006

Senioritis

Senioritis: A term used colloquially in the United States and Canada to describe the decreased motivation toward studies displayed by students who are nearing the end of their high school or college careers. It is typically said to include slowness, procrastination, apathy regarding school work, and a tendency toward truancy.

Many high school and college students find themselves in a type of lame duck situation: their plans are made and a new chapter in their life is about to begin, so finishing the current chapter (the current term separating them from graduation) becomes just a formality or "holding pattern."

SENIORITIS
" Because now we have a better excuse to skip class and were starting early"

by hotice January 11, 2009

Santosaurous

One of the many dinosaurs walking the earth today. It's father was physically attracted to the earth, dug a hole in the ground, and had sex with the earth. His seed inside of the earth was then nurtured via sunlight and rain, and out sprang a Santosaurous. It currently roams the earth having sex with inanimate objects from teddy bears to telephones.

Holy crap Ted i saw a Santosaurous today and it was totally fucking this stop sign! His father must've been a great man...

by Papa Santos March 2, 2011

Lakeland Senior High School

The best High School in Lakeland, FL. We are the team that beats yours! Our football team will kick your ass. GO DREADNAUGHTS! :)

1-"So who is playing at the football game tonight?"
2-"Lakeland and Kathleen"
1-"I think Kathleen is going to win"
2-"PSH! Whatever, Lakeland Senior High School is the team that beats yours"

by peacelove32 May 27, 2009