but first let me take a selfie

Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.

Hey shaniqua ?
Yesh babez ?

Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?

Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.

by Couldn't find a valid username June 13, 2014

selfie

one who takes a picture of them self to post on a social media site to get likes or comments, usually to help their already low self esteem. their arm is usually purposely placed in the picture, called the selfie arm showing that they have no friends to take the picture.

Samantha: Selfie Sunday! *ugly picture on Instagram*
Joey: stop posting selfies, you have no friends.

by you are a queer November 3, 2013

selfish brown

A person who is constantly talking about something in their possession by using a particular word.

"That chompski is mine bro"

"Give me ten you selfish brown"

by Hutchsizzle March 16, 2010

Selfie Bomb

Selfie Bomb. (noun) A selfie taken on someone else's phone without the knowledge of the phone's owner.

My colleague left a selfie bomb of himself on my iPhone.

My son is infatuated with my iPad and leaves selfie bombs all the time.

by Changolicious January 15, 2014

Selfie Awareness

To have awareness of where you are and what is happening during the time a "selfie" is taken.

TrendyAssNay: "That kid that got kicked in the head by a train had no selfie awareness"

by SashaGPodcast May 1, 2014

Selfie Awareness

To have awareness of where you are and what is happening during the time a "selfie" is taken.

TrendyAssNay: "That kid that got kicked in the head by a train had no selfie awareness"

by SashaGPodcast May 1, 2014

Selfierazzi

(Common Noun/Gerund): Someone who gets dressed up specifically to take selfie pictures and post them to Social Networking sites and has followers in the thousands.

She always has a hot phone but it ain't for calls, it's for pics... she's a Selfierazzi!

by PaPo Swiggity May 20, 2014