(Common Noun/Gerund): Someone who gets dressed up specifically to take selfie pictures and post them to Social Networking sites and has followers in the thousands.
She always has a hotphone but it ain't for calls, it's for pics... she's a Selfierazzi!
Someone who takes selfies for the purpose of catching a picture of someone conveniently in the background.
Ever notice how every selfie this chick has conveniently catches someone in the background like she only took that pic to catch Johnny cheating on his gf.
selfarazzi: a person that is so totally absorbed in themselves and/or their cellphone/smartphone/photogear that they take numerous pictures of themselves in all sorts of places and situations. They become their own, personal paparazzi photographer, following themselves all over the globe, photo device in hand, pointed with the taking lens at themselves.
The ultimate goal of a selfarazzi is to post their work on any media that is available, thinking that the person with the most views, or "hits", will win the ultimate prize. Striking oneself while being a selfarazzi enhances the results.
Devices used would include video gear as well, where the selfarazzi would have a continuous look at themselves on a never ending loop. videographer
Pictures, or video taken with the aid of a mirror also fall under this definition.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!