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Silent Greeting

An awkward half-greeting consisting of mouthing hello, with none or very little sound coming out. Only made worse when eye contact is made.
Shopper: *walks into store
Cashier: *sees someone
Cashier: "Hello!"
Shopper: "....(silent greeting)"
Cashier: "...."
Shopper: "...."
Cashier: ....can I help you?"
by Garrbear570 July 13, 2011
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Silent dibbs

To declare dibbs on something without announcing it. Overrules any other dibbs if made before them.
Too late, I have silent dibbs on that!
by thealltimedibber August 5, 2011
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Silent Pterodactyl

When you put your elbow in a chicks Vagina
Guy#1: Hey how was your night bro
Guy#2: Great I gave my girl a Silent Pterodactyl, fisting doesn't turn her on anymore she needs the elbow.

-=----=-
Women: Hey baby stop giving me the Silent Duck and give me that fucking Silent Pterodactyl.
by SheckaMeccaLekka August 24, 2011
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silent blogger

a blogger on tumblr that posts nothing but pictures and never posts any messages.
silent blogger:

*puppy*
* cookies*
*a puppy*
* a pretty girl*
*whale*
*roller coaster*
* melted crayons*
by heytheregurl October 13, 2011
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silenser2

A gamertag of one of the best xbox players in the world. If you run into him put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.
silenser2 just did work against my team, and completely raped us.
by BigBalledWizard December 6, 2011
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Silent Russian

An alcoholic drink consisting of 2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, and 1 part ice.
Catwoman drinks a Silent Russian, hold the vodka and rocks, in the movie Catwoman.
by AsmodeusXr January 11, 2012
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Silented

To have a thought or idea, and forget it right away. As if you came up with the idea while staring at one of the Silence, and then looked away.
Coming from Doctor Who, where the order known as the Silence are "memory-proof", so you can only remember them while you look at them, and you forget them when you look away. The Silence uses post-hypnotic suggestion to make people do their bidding without people realizing what they're doing or why.
Doctor: "Amy, Rory: I have a great idea!"
Amy: "What is it?"
Doctor: "Uhh… I forget…."
Rory: "Hah. You just Silented!"
by WeAreTheSilence November 28, 2012
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