A xenomorph human hybrid thats cold blooded,has a healing factor, and has no living being to love him. He also has the ability to exdend and/or rip off wing whitch he can fly with at incredible speeds
Silentraven: he basically uses a hand held rift that transports him to any time or dimension, just an interesting fact.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).