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Rapid Fire

The act of rapidly calling someone over and over and over again, until they pick up their phone.
"I'll rapid fire Joe until he picks up!"
by dank weedness October 18, 2016
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Rapist

Charlie Henry, Seth Netherton, Braydon Wise.
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Rapists anonymous

A group rapists go to quit being rapists.
Girl-He raped me, the guy sitting across from me.
Rapist 1-I've been coming to groups, I haven't raped anybody in 2 years.
Rapist 2-2 years? You sick son of a bitch, I've been coming to groups for 10 years now and I've been able to keep my pants on for as long as I've been coming to groups.
Rapist 3-I just took a 12 year old girls virginity the other night, I don't know if I should talk about it since you guys are doing better than me.
Rapist 1 and 2-No we don't judge in Rapists Anonymous.
by Solid Mantis June 3, 2019
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Grammar Rapist

Similar to a grammar nazi, only little different from a psychopathic troll. Might be termed "grammarian rapist" to avoid ambiguity.
Assumes all-knowingness and natural personal "superiority" based on minor or accidental aspects of grammar and personal preferences of style that they might have picked up on a weekend's reading of "smart books".

Will rape logic and invade personal space and basically do anything to "win", no different from any troll, but perhaps with more radicality and egomaniacal pompousness. Only the end result of personal "dominance" and subjective "plausibility" counts, regardless of reality and logical argument.

Is actually incapable of normal and correct argument, and motivated purely by egocentric and predatory impulses, and think they have found the means to act them out.

Will almost immediately make a rapey, predatory attack on the target's integrity itself and unwarranted, overblown presumptions, and harass one only to have the last word. Is superstitious, small-minded and conceited enough to literally believe everything himself, though, and find the whole process "normal" and "natural".

Which it is why it is dangerous and detrimental to assume commonsense and intelligence about anything that is going on.
Grammar nazis might not always be as smart and knowledgeable, let alone relevant, as they think they are or pretend to be. But in the case of a grammar rapist intelligence, knowledge or relevance have devolved into purely personal impulses.
by felixh November 7, 2016
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Inventory Rapist

When someone on your team steals your loot.
You stole you all my 5.56! You're an Inventory Rapist!
by Desert October 24, 2018
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Moral rapist

One who does not respect the decision of another being and will still insist and ask of something even when told otherwise. To not listen to anothers wishes and completely ignore ones stating of the word no. Not a literal rapist but basically the worst influence for you imaginable.
No i will not take another shot of your liquor you utter Moral Rapist!!!!
by Gegglleee December 7, 2018
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Conversation Rapist

A person who forces themselves onto other people conversationally. They will intrude in your personal sphere by forcing conversation (usually of low quality) onto you.
I came into work this morning hoping for some peace and quiet and I had to endure it in both ears from John and Janet. It was like I was being spit roasted by them. They're such conversation rapists.
by Bah Zah January 8, 2020
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