porch monkey

A term exploited in a Kevin Smith movie. Currently being defined by morons who saw the movie and now think their the only ones who know it.

Example: A porch monkey is a word used to describe an African American or person of high pigment descent who sits on their porch and.. ah heck I don't know what it means but I saw this movie, it kicks ass.

by wolverine_hair September 7, 2008

Porchigger

A black person who speaks Portuguese, not to be confused with porch monkeys and poor nigs, although the're all very similar

Person 1: yo that Porchigger Be actin crazy.
Person 2: damn darkies
Person 3: Lets move to a non portuguese neighborhood
Porchigger: **blabberin in portuguese**
Person 1: i'll get the rope

by Wooooooootang February 9, 2010

porch juice

Skol vodka. very cheap but not too shabby alcohol.

thank goodness you brought that porch juice last night, if you hadn't i might not have gone home with that land monster, she was a giver and a taker.

by Calamity Brad May 5, 2011

Porch monkey

A nigger that sits on the porch that's not productive. (A lazy nigger)

Hey porch monkey, get down from there and pick my cotton or I'll call up the klansmen and we'll give ya 50 lashes.

by Rigurousally September 13, 2017

Porch Monkey

a term for a lazy black person who sits on their porch all day and sniffs their fingers, eat fried chicken and watermelon while the rest of the porch monkeys are out in the field picking the cotton.

That Porch monkey smells like a crackhouse.

by niggerlover125 September 1, 2018

Porch

porch a girls wet slipper vagina

I ate that girls porch out so good she screamed and her mom walked him and asked for a 3 sum

So I ate her porch too

by Johnny .G April 15, 2019

porch face

when there is no sun out in mid-afternoon, yet to bright to look at people without squinting one eye, and making yourself look ridiculous. Often aquired on porches.

As chelsea told me a story, i couldnt take her seriously cause she had total porch face.

by skyyyy smithhhh October 15, 2008