Definitions by wolverine_hair

porch monkey 

A term exploited in a Kevin Smith movie. Currently being defined by morons who saw the movie and now think their the only ones who know it.

Example: A porch monkey is a word used to describe an African American or person of high pigment descent who sits on their porch and.. ah heck I don't know what it means but I saw this movie, it kicks ass.

porch monkey by wolverine_hair September 7, 2008