Grumple Puff

a man or woman who is extremely irritable, winey, and angry with the world for no apparent or valid reason and who attempts to appear happy and fun on the surface but cannot hide their discontent, resulting in a very unpleasant person to be around, a Grumple Puff

"Hey would you like to go hang out with kyle?"
"No way he has been a real Grumple Puff lately."

by KyleP11 December 1, 2014

Screaming Pufferfish

Where you fuck a girl and her vagina squeezes your dick so hard that it gets swollen.

I'm gonna give you a screaming pufferfish!

by Chaese Baker June 10, 2016

Sand puff

When one kicks the sand and the sand particles fly into the air, forming a cloud or a puff.

Ashley was running in the Desert and as she was running she formed Sand puffs behind her.

by Sand puff September 10, 2016

Lemon puff

A straight woman who socialises with gay men. For example a fag hag.

She's got so many gay mates....she's such a lemon puff!

by Pudzter76 January 5, 2017

sausage puffer

A flamboyantly gay coworker who won't stop talking about his sex life no matter how hard you beg

"The guy in the cubicle next to me is such a sausage puffer, I guess last night he had a romantically intimate experience with some dude named Darnell.

by WordsWillAlwaysHurt February 1, 2017

Chest puffer

A person who thinks he's a fighter but in confrontations just walks up and puff his chest acting bigger than he really is and tries to sort out a conflict by just sizing up against his opponent but not actually willing to fight

He puffed his chest as he was arguing . Looking like a chest puffer

by TommyGun DeJesus May 30, 2018

Stuff & Puff

The art of tucking your testicles between your legs and stuffing your own scrotum into your rectum. The final act is farting out the scrotum.

Josh: What are you up to tonight, Bobby?
Bobby: I think I’m gonna go home, drink a few beers and do a little Stuff & Puff.

Josh: What is that?
Bobby: I’m gonna stuff my nuts into my ass and fart them out!

by Catwrencher October 5, 2018