Pintoriousnetton

someone who is balding due to excessively painting his/her nails.

girl with frequently nice nails and also thin, old-man-like hair is a pintoriousnetton

by daisy sue October 19, 2009

PintoFest

better than gomesfest. Or mass destruction of 3rd world countries and their refrigerators

The man pintofest everything around

by e1pinto October 26, 2010

Pintin

Someone that resembles a cute time animal. They are often very small like a shrew. They are cute like a bunny rabbit, or a small little kitty. they're often charismatic and they have cute faces. They are pintins. Small charismatic animals that are cute.

A Pintin is Like a small animal.

by Pintin July 28, 2011

Pintosabi

The ultimate badass, someone who is better than anyone else.

That Pintosabi was the coolest guy i have ever met.

by Billyjeanjones January 22, 2012

pintnight

a damn strange enigma that wholly and completely fulfills all of the weirdness that encompasses this entire universe

Dude, WTF was that?

Not sure man, must've been a pintnight.

by Jplongshuade February 5, 2012

Pinteslut

A female that has found Pinterest for the first time & spends every moment she can viewing, pinning & repinning. Often without regard to her other obligations, responsibilities or relationships.

I've tried to get Susie to go with us to the concert, but she will not stop surfing on Pinterest.
I know. She's a Pinteslut.

by Big daddy long stroke February 2, 2013

Pinterestocrat

Pinteresticated people - also known as pinterestocrats - form an inflated view of themselves based on the notion that one's amalgamation of interests makes one somehow more special, valuable, or interesting than most other people. Pinterest's digital collections of ideas and images illuminate the vast similarities between millions of users and serves to illustrate how much more average and alike we all are than pinterestocrats believe themselves to be.

Pinterestication: absurd pride in the perception of one's own sophistication and individuality due to pinning refined, elite, trendy, or otherwise expensive items on Pinterest - items which, in all likelihood one might never own, make, visit, practice, do, say, or afford in real life. Pinterestication is also usually associated with a false sense of originality and refined taste derived from pinning items that have already been pinned and re-pinned by many people before the pinterestocrat notices them. Pinterestocrats do not have the talent or drive to produce or share such items him/herself.

"Dude, your girlfriend is such a pinterestocrat! She doesn't realize that she likes pretty much the same things as half the country, but she keeps pinning shit because it makes her feel superior. People just grab her copied stuff for their own boards the same way she did. She's not setting trends like a genuinely sophisticated, original, creative person...she's just following those who are, man. That makes her more common and boring than she is in her worst internet nightmares. Jeezaloo, chicks like her make me want to poke my eyes out!"

"I hate to admit it, but you have her pinned, man. Just don't tell her I stopped following her boards months ago"

"Wait, YOU are on Pinterest too?"

"Well, you know...yeah, I was for a while"

"Man, are you going to tell me you like guys now?!"

"Actually, I have a secret board for those interests...just don't tell my girlfriend, dude. I desperately need a beard, and she's so distracted with her pinning that she doesn't think to ask questions. We're still cool, man, right? I mean, I'm not a total homo, just pomosexual."

"Whatever man, you're still my bro. I'm not into bromosexuality or anything, but don't worry, I'm a NALT; you know, Dan Savage, and all that."

by luvpaperlanterns September 30, 2013