Pilf

Instead of MILF, PILF is Public I Like To Fuck... Basically saying you would like to fuck in public.

"hey girl, you want to PILF?"

by BigBoiBumbo December 1, 2019

Minge Pilot

Someone that remains at a club after their friends have gone home.

Did you see that minge pilot at the club last night?

by fuckoff1234 March 29, 2009

bomber pilot

When a male is standing up peeing, playing bomber pilot is the fun act of rotating back and forth trying to cut a piece of toilet paper in half with the stream (of bombs).

After my mom took a leak, she usually didn't flush, so the next of us kids got to play bomber pilot with a lot of targets.

by BillyBuggy July 29, 2009

jet pilot

a game wherein you bend over and spin around 20 times then run to the finish line

let's play jet pilot!

by lkasjhdfg June 28, 2010

Pilf

Philipino I'd like to fuck.

kevin is a pilf.

by meftical November 23, 2009

palm pilot

When you slap a girl in the ass and the suctions caused sucks the shit out like a jet pilot leads a plane down the run-way and rockets into your face. This will cause many more g's than you can think of, of shit in the face.

Danial ask her to slap her in he ass and she recommended he masters the palm pilot for the next sesh.

by chewbaccaklutzfacesnooker99grtzky April 11, 2008

Pilf, Pilfing, Pilfed

verb, To steal something in a feendish way purposly to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I stole Johns pants while he was swimming, hes gonna have to walk around for the rest of the day without any on gutted

by Sean March 28, 2004