When you have diarrhea, getting your partner to pull out during vigorous anal sex, while you simultaneously push like you need to take a massive shit, upon him/her pulling out you follow through and shit all over the wall and your partner.
Jenny was pegging me last night, even though I had diarrhea. I felt her starting to pull out, so I pushed as hard as I could and ended up doing some Dutch Spray-painting.
by A.D.N. July 12, 2022
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An amazing kickass source of adrenaline that will take a week to come down from. Why spend sunday going to church when you could be shooting little kids with rental guns. What do you think Jesus would?
An amazing kickass source of adrenaline that will take a week to come down from. Why spend sunday going to church when you could be shooting little kids with rental guns. What do you think Jesus would?
by Sam The Sham who's nickname is Wam December 15, 2008
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employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."
by h-dub July 28, 2004
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Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.
Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.
by Loki 1337 July 20, 2008
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Get the Pant Cylinder mug.A noob who only fires about 10 shots per game and spends the rest of the time hiding all the way in the back squatting under cover because he/she is too scared to get their ass lit up or too lazy to run away. Usually stays by the starting point of the game and has crappy stamina and aim.
Player 1: Dude did you see that squatter by our base?
Player 2: Yea man, what a fag.
Player 1: Man, i hate paintball squatters
Player 2: Yea man, what a fag.
Player 1: Man, i hate paintball squatters
by Paintball_rules May 19, 2010
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