non est factum

latin for "it is not my deed".
used as a legal principal.

your mum is non est factum cunt.

by sean & aaron 2 June 26, 2006

non-specific encouraging noises

sounds made by government officials when interviewing a member of the public, intended to convey empathy but promising nothing.

As she listened to the refugee's heart-wrenching story, the immigration officer made non-specific encouraging noises.

by wellwell January 29, 2009

non voyage

When your journey to the airport turns into a huge ground delay

I headed to JFK to visit my parents but it turned into a non voyage instead.

by Glendonious Maximus December 23, 2009

Non-progressive text

A text sent that is part of a conversation that is unwanted; a conversation stopping text.

Linda: How are you? Wanna go out tonight?
Joe: I'm good.

Later

Mark; Dude, aren't you going out with Linda?
Joe: Nah, I sent her a Non-progressive text.

by kiillrz August 25, 2011

non-wf-phobia

having a fear of any food not bought at Whole Foods Market. generally vegans, vegetarians, and Whole Foods addicts are most prone to this disease. symptoms include anxiety attacks or breaking out in hives when faced with food from any store other than Whole Foods Market.

Example 1:
person: dude, these new roasted garlic super lard-packed Cheezy Yummy-o's are da bomb, you wanna try one?

vegan: *breaking out in a sweat* naw man, sorry I can't, I've got non-wf-phobia

Example 2:
person: hey girlie, whaddup? wanna come to my slumber party with Lakisha, Rohondra, Edwiana and Sue tonight? We gonna watch chick flicks and eat excessive amounts of Ben and Jerry's ice cream!!

non-wf-phobiac: errhh *rummages around purse desperately searching for anxiety medicine* I don't think I'll be able to make it, I need to groom my hampster..or something..

Example 3:

Person 1: dude, look at Kylee with her expensive Whole Foods lunch again.
Person 2: yeah man, I think she's turned into a non-wf-phobiac. She spends way too much time with her vegan-hippie friends

by GreekWannabeVegan February 11, 2012

non-national

(Irish) One of the blacks. A foreigner of some sort. Not one of us, but not a brit either

Senator Paschal Mooney: "... I prefer to go to a local taxi driver rather than somebody who is obviously a non-national."

source: Irish Senate January 23rd 2013 (Taxi driver legislation debate)

by dirtylaugh January 24, 2013

Non Cabler

A person without cable tv.

Stephanie and I missed out on the latest episode of Game of Thrones on HBO because we are non cablers.

by kiso June 21, 2013