monteira

funniest person you will ever meet. a person who has a great personality, smart,nice,caring,known but not popular and,antisocial.

Monteira is so cool

by hehehwbwnnx November 24, 2021

Montecristo Finish

The act of blowing your load down her throat while making her zamboni the piss crust off the lilly pads in the toilet bowl. To really get her off, you need to stick a Montecristo mini in her eyeball during the act.

I gave that bitch the Montecristo Finish and she sucked it up and wanted another.

by Yo Momma Don't Care November 28, 2021

Molten Dip

The act of putting a packet of hot sauce after having sex with a girl to make sure the sperm is dead. If the woman, in order to get pregnant, tries to insert the condom inside of her, it will burn her while the male is leaving the place.

+Have you seen the news about drake?
-No. What happened?
+He did a Molten Dip on this intagram model. He left while she was burning

by o9911d January 11, 2022

Monteo

A darkskin boy with 280 waves and can steal your girl because of his 107 inch shlong

I really need a monteo in my life

by thegirlthatknowsnicethings January 16, 2022

moiter

When Someone kills someone and then has sex with there body

JAKE- Yea me and josh moitered a few people last night
Annie- whens the funeral

by TheMoiterer February 20, 2022

MONTE RIMJ0B

A setup invoked by THE CHAINSMOKERS PARIS.

Look ANAL ALAN you might as well TAKE DICK instead of "asking for money for your MONTE RIMJ0B as you asked the wrong person , "as you kept RIMMING his ASSH0LE forgetting about that LITTLE DICK you sucked awhile ago at the time they were advertising "KENT" CIGARETTES and he really made a big stink as he got in his CAR LOW spreading all over to MGM RESORTS INTERNATIONALto JAMES THE BELL BOY who was much obliged to PISS IN YOUR MOUTH and your DRINKING PISS BIG TIME that night straight from THE TAP AND EATING HIS SIZABLE B0WEL MOVEMENT while he climbed into the shower and JAMES THE BELLBOY cleansed himself of your JEWISH PEDOPHILE LIPS so you became MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER at the FIESTA HENDERSON now closed as your DR. JAFFE PEDIATRICIAN said you are on VIDEO and that STATIONS has been compromised by a known PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN who is a walking DEUTSCHE BANK to the CHAGRIN of any CAIN BITCH that is another TINKER KINDLE BUMBLE WOLF.

by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 17, 2022

Montemayor

Another word for "noisy"

Jose Montemayor Jr. is a presidential candidate on the Philippines. And, when he goes into a debate, he always says non-sense to his other opponents, which is "noisy."

Bakit ang "montemayor" ni Jose, doktor at abogado pa naman siya.

by No Direction (Latest Song: You April 18, 2022