Morning After Marathon

A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.

Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.

Mike: How are you going to get your car man?

Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.

by ehmohteeoh October 13, 2010

morning glue

The result of having sex or masturbating vigorously and going to sleep without washing up. Upon waking up, genitals may be firmly stuck to thighs, other genitals, or simply glued shut, depending on gender and sleeping position. The only cure is a hot shower, and the only prevention is a handy towel.

I woke up with morning glue after banging Sally last night. I had to peel my junk off my thigh just to walk to the shower.

by Road Waste December 1, 2010

morninger

1. a morning newspaper.
2. sex in the mornings.
3. a person who gets active in the mornings.

1. Most papers are morningers.
2. I think a morninger is interesting due to morning wood.
3. Most people are morningers because they are fresh at the time.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012

Morning Before

The opposite of morning after where an individual feels fine without any headaches or such before he/she parties and gets drunk all night long. Unlike the morning after, where you have to deal with killer headaches, you will feel normally fine, only to realize that you were later invited to a party to get crossfaded or drunk.

I spend the morning before doing my homework for chemistry in college, but after I was invited to that party last night, I had to deal with killer headaches and needed pain reliever.

by Ilisten2Metal June 6, 2014

morning marble

The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.

Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.

Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble

by alfalfa31 March 22, 2016

morning milk

When you wake up and just have to nut on your girlfriends chest

I spilled my morning milk all over her chest

by Methusala June 18, 2018

morning growler

The long loud fart that older guys have first thing in the morning

At first I thought a bear was in my parents room. It turned to be just dads morning growler.

by robo dad June 11, 2018