Mongoloon

A person with severe mental disabilities which are not visibly recognisable
A Cross between a Mongol and a lunatic

Hey look at that guy over there, i'm not sure whats wrong with him but he is definately some kind of Mongoloon

by Yoguls January 9, 2011

Mongolian Backhand

Raising one leg on a chair and placing your arm around the outside of your leg and masturbating with your hand the wrong way around.

Cam "Didn't get a root last night so went home and smashed myself Mongolian Backhand style"

by MBackhandSpecialist August 18, 2011

Mongolian Teabag

The act of dropping ones testicles in anothers gaping anus. After the testicles have been inserted the receiver then tenses their anus and the giver pulls their testicles out of the now closed anus, making a loud wet pop.

Dude, I gave your mum the meanest Mongolian Teabag last night, still have the shit on my nuts to prove it too.

by poopy_nuts November 20, 2011

mongoose nipples

Big ugly gnarley nipples

She has mongoose nipples

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

mongolian ass pirate

Arse bandit with slanty eyes. Typically of Russian extraction or thereabouts.

EG you fur booted Ruskie. Stop trying to stick your cock in my arse. You're behaving like a right Mongolian Ass Pirate.

by banditterritory May 17, 2014

Mongolian Milkshake

A special drink before sex that deals with sexual partner(s) bonding through blending body fluids and fecal matter together and then drinking it. This drink is best made while the woman is on her period, if a woman is involved in the act. Both partners (or more) should consume a large portion of shitty North Philly Chinese food the day before making the drink. Step 1 is for both the partners to take turns shitting in a plastic bag, and grind it up into 1 liquid paste to be frozen. Make sure at least half of the bag is full and wait approximately 8 hours to take it out of the freezer and begin the blending process. The other ingredients to the drink include Urine (warm and hot), Female period blood, a few days worth of semen. Enjoy!

I don't know why I am throwing up, because man that Mongolian Milkshake I had with your mom last night tasted sooooo gooooood!!

by Bubba Ragu October 18, 2014

Mongoose

When a trail runner poops outdoors. This earns you a higher amount of trail credit and respect from your peers.

I had something at the aid station that turned my stomach and now I have to find a safe place to mongoose.

by ImNotThatTypeOfAsian May 22, 2016