mistletowed

The act of being dragged out of the ditch of your holiday blues and bitterness by a hot kiss received under mistletoe at a random holiday party.

You walk into the foyer of a friend's house for a Christmas party and are hating everything about Christmas and planning to leave the party as soon as possible to go home and drink alone when you walk under some mistletoe that you did not see hanging there and a hottie stops you and plants one on you and all of a sudden youre like- hell yes- Christmas rocks and you start patting everyones back and being extra cheerful and generous with your spirit- your whiny bitch ass got mistletowed!

by elfmaster December 16, 2009

misterectomy

Getting someone else to break up with your man for you

"Hey Todd, can you tell Brandon that I no longer want to see him?"

"So, you want to perform a misterectomy?"

"With as little pain as possible, thank you."

by bensgirly August 22, 2011

ur sister a mister

An insult more powerful than "ur dad lesbian" but not as powerful as "ur granny tranny"

"ur dad lesbian" Jerry said to Leo
"ur sister a mister!" Leo responded
*Jerry dies*

by Grendman May 14, 2018

mistee

Someone who bugs you to define them because their name doesn't appear on urban dictionary

Mistee is an ass.

by Jfromstatefarm November 16, 2016

mister twister

If you are a guy, something much worse than a tornado.

That little twinkleberry gave his best friend a mister twister.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

Mister Softee

Cunnilingus after ejaculating into a vagina.
Eating a cream pie pussy.

$5 for a Mister Softee.

by Jbucklam February 27, 2017

MisterSupra

A typical nickname for someone who can't get a job.

Do you guys know about that one dude? He's such a MisterSupra.
Yeah! I heard he bypasses on minecraft servers, what a fucking loser!

by KPDlover123 November 9, 2020