low job

Giving or receiving a blow job without finishing.

Josh: Hey man, did you score with Cara last night?
Matt: Kinda, she gave me a low job.
Josh: Awww, that sucks dude. I'm sorry.
Matt: Yeah but it was still more than you got.

by tkurband April 20, 2010

Low Bro

When a bro fucks you over.

Bro 1:Have you talked to Natan lately.
Bro 2: No I haven't ever since that low bro he gave me.

by whatyasay13 July 25, 2011

Low key

Something secret/a secret

"I heard he was low key gay."

by Slangdunk July 6, 2016

low iq boi

a person of low iq, typically plays faf and roblox, also thinks that communism is bad lmao what a loozer, usually named-matvey or D8, contradicctory to the big iq bois typiccally named- stalin,Karl Marx, or misha. also matvey has biggayy and mishas peen is bigger lmao, also faf trash lmao

wow look at that disabled low iq boi, O W8 THATS JUST MATVEY LMAO DAB

NUT

by high iq boi June 6, 2018

Low Tide Oyster Shack

The gender reversal of a blumpkin, where the girl is steaming down a hot load on the toilet while her front hole is being eaten out.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin earlier this week, so I felt it only chivalrous to reciprocate and give her a low tide oyster shack for the ages.

by Dig_Bick_69 August 22, 2018

Low Quality Inn

It's a phenomenon where some bitch ass dumbfuck inefficient evil-as-hell motherfuckin' garbage of a company,

When they decide to fuck with humanity, it's pretty low quality.

This applies to all hotels that are theoretically possible to exist.

"Yo brah, that fuckin' Low Quality Inn broke my fucking backpack strap. A conservative estimate of the damages are around $999999999999 billion US dollars. According to modern tort law, the Low Quality Inn is responsible for restoring the backpack to exactly how it was. Down to the quantum spin, the lovable avatar of holding shit, ummmmmm..... and another backpack from the same batch needs to be bought from someone for like 1 gold, then you have to carefully transplant the intentions so you don't fuck with the consequence chain that was so delicately placed there. Honestly, fuck 'em all to death.

by Mercenary Neuron Heuristics October 29, 2018

low trou

low trou refers to the act of wearing your jeans so that the crotch hangs down to your knees. this is a look often sported by emos and sometimes skaters. wearing your jeans in this mannor has no practical reason exept as a place to store many apples.

'he could fit many apples in his low trou'

by libbi May 11, 2006