Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.

Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.

Looking Glass Land by beingwhereiam November 4, 2022

loofing 

you tell your partner to open his or her legs wide (preferably a woman) and you get your feces and put it in his butthole or her vagina and they like it.

hey I just wanted to know if we could do loofing tonight

loofing by bigbodygansta skv April 26, 2023

Looking at the moon 

Looking to the moon can be with words or with looks.
You look at it, you dream, you think about someone, you make a wish, you miss someone.
And remember that the kid who looked outside the window of the car, to the moon is the still there inside togheter with the grown-up version of yourself.

I remember looking at the moon words empty and feelings full

Looking at the moon by Urbandragon🐉💖 May 15, 2023

Looking into it 

A phrase Elon Musk uses repetitively, usually below a chart of race statistics or fake information about a marginalized group. this phrase has been mocked along with other phrases he commonly uses such as "Intresting" or "!".

@hitlercunnyrapist1488 Posted: Did you know that all black people will kill you?
@Elonmusk Replied: Looking into it!

Looking into it by Trussians November 1, 2023

Looking for fruit in a jello cup 

A phrase used to describe when someone denies something for the sake or arguing or joking, even when it's blatantly true.

Person one: "Man, Mount Everest really is tall in person..."
Person two: "No, it isn't. I mean, just look at it!"
Person one: "You're looking for fruit in a jello cup, man."

Looking for fruit in a jello cup by DoleJelloCup January 3, 2024

looking for a pigeon 

Behaving oddly, especially in a garden or bushes.

Did you see that man, he appeared to be looking for a pigeon?!

looking for a pigeon by Jonathadathan January 6, 2024

Loofing 

Loofing is used to describe destroying another person/player in an activity.

Loof stands for:
Liquidated out of fun

Loofing

"Yoo you got loofed bad brother."

"I loofed you with this header."

Loofing by maxlost January 18, 2024