Kinne

The act of procrastinating for as long as possible and then putting forth all effort at the very last minute only to fall short and fail epically.

Man, I can't believe I didn't go after that girl sooner last night. I pulled a real kinne.

by MKacz January 14, 2009

kenny

a gay cunt
thats it

boys:kenny come here a sec
kenny:you gonna suck me off now

boys:yeah

by kenny_likes_big_dick January 29, 2020

kinky

cool

that car is so kinky

by thuggie b September 22, 2009

kenny g's magik flute

one of the most unique and inivative pieces ever made. "the flute" is constructed of a recorder (instrument) tape for covering the holes and a flask funnel. you place the funnel into the last hole in the recorder and use it as a bowl. named after kenny g, the worst musician ever, but he plays an instrument that resembles this. created when i had to mcgyver a piece and found a recorder from like the fifth grade. those who have used it revere it as a living legend.

John: holy shit i am stoned
Jake: oh nice dude, what did u smoke out of?
John: obviously kenny g's magik flute
Jake: you mean that fagot musician?
John: no the cool piece
Jake: oh ok

by i have a long pole October 10, 2005

Kenny Rogers

A man who pitched so good in the 2006 playoffs, it was almost unbelievable, almost as though he was cheating in some way. A man who by coincidence, had random brown "dirt" spots on his pitching hand during such playoffs, and claims to have had no idea those spots were there. A man who ironically enough during the 2006 playoffs wore a team hat with a dark underbill, while his teammates all had hats with gray underbills. Seems so odd that a dark underbill would be a perfect spot to hide more "dirt".

If we are going to win this thing, we may have to Kenny Rogers the ball.

I just went to the bathroom and dropped a duece. Upon exiting the bathroom, I realized I had Kenny Rogered my hand by accident.

by mikey10 October 23, 2006

kinky shit

People who have absolutly lost their minds. People who beat the shit out eachother while having sex and find it fun, usualy wearing leather outfits with spikes and muzzles, almost like torture devices. Most of the time gothic freaks that have nothing better to do that beat the shit out of eachother for atenention.

Damn that girl likes that kinky shit, id rather just fuk the girl rather than go thru all that

by Blah Blee May 3, 2005

Kinky

A kinky person is a person who can make other ppl think dirty things about them or a kinky person is a person who thinks dirty, basicly it consists of these items

Gag balls, whipped cream, red bras, chocolate syrup,and all other seductive items...

And all types of sexy, anal sex, vaginal sex, licking sex, sucking and etc...

Kate was wearing a Kinky bra yesterday! ;)

by The_Kinky_Goddess June 21, 2005