hump junky

term used to describe the reaction one gets when a person or group of people mention drugs and/or drug use, similar to a dry hump motion.

john's such a hump junky he gets a hard on when his friends talk about cocaine

by bogart March 07, 2005

hump day

wednesday, being at the center of the work week. makes an ideal day for humping to break up the tedium of the week. people love to hump, and hump day is the second best part of the week for humping, the best part being the weekend.

i wish i could celebrate hump day accordingly, but i'm stuck with just my hand and a bottle of jerkens.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009

Dry hump

to rub one's genitals against someone without penetrating

They where dry humping when the made came in

by The man December 15, 1999

Dick Hump

1.any of a variety of creatures, or women that humps dick
2.The Act of humping dick.
3.Woman
4.Any man who looks up the word Dick, or Penis on the internet.

1."That dumb ass English teacher is is such a dick hump"
2."No I don't want a ride in your car, you dick hump!"
3."If you read this, you probably hump dick."

by Zebobbybird October 27, 2008

humping the fence

Not taking a specific side of two of more arguments. The fence being the dividing line.

The reverand is furious, because The Episcopalian Church are allowing gays in mainly due to the biship himself being gay, while some church goers are humping the fence.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2006

Donald Hump

Taking a fat stack of hundreds and sticking your dick between them while watching Fox News.

I'm so rich and such a douche that the only way I can get off is Donald Humping.

by Fingerbangyoubackinmyheart May 25, 2017

Humping Spree

A form of rape. Action of humping a stranger (wheather female or male) by jumping on them in the most unexpected moment (such as in the streets) and humping him/her untill you get arrested or something. It is very retarded idea to try to do it in public.

Bisexual Rapist:"HUMPING SPREE!!!!!!"
Victim:"WTF!WTF!WTF! U R GAY!"(I know. this is different for all people.)
and the victim shouts some swear words and tries to get the rapist off. Weather the victim succeeds to escape or not matters how strong or heavy the rapist is.

by MOTHERFUCKER with no cock. June 06, 2010