Purple Helmet Soldier

another word for a guys dick

My purple helmet soldier just crossed into the rage of fire!

by ellc green April 9, 2003

turkish face helmet

the act of smothering ones face in between your ass cheeks.

Pete Glocker loves getting turkish face helmeted.

by tim desutter July 11, 2006

purple helmeted warrior

Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.

uh....no one actually says it

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

put ya helmet on

this is what your friends and/or strangers tell you after you do or say something to embarrass yourself

1."Daaaamn! did you see him drop is 40?!"

"He needs to put his helmet on!"

2. Guy: hey let's dance! Girl: hell no! Guys friends: hahaha put ya helmet on!

3. :::drunk girl falls down::: PUT YA HELMET ON!

by Ho-Kim Muddafucka May 28, 2011

pinch your helmet

To jerk off.

Used by Andrew Dice Clay on the Opie & Anthony show.

I saw a hot girl and than i went home and pinched my helmet

by O&A Fan September 22, 2004

darth vader's helmet

Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.

- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.

by Andy June 23, 2004

Longboarding without a helmet

The act of dangerously fast bangin of bad bitches without rubbers.

Did you see Sam with that random sloot last night, he was longboarding without a helmet all night long!

by Justin Timberlake the II Cumin February 8, 2009