Hotdog Girl

To have a slutty whore make out with hotdogs, preferably the big roaster ones.

Nichelle: HEy guys, guess what...I MADE OUT WITH A HOTDOG!!! THEN A CURLING IRON!!!
Sam And Lex: Oh Damn, Shes a HOTDOG GIRL!!

by Lexandsam February 27, 2009

Phallus Hoarder

About 5'9'', Weighing around 150-200 lbs, with a two syllable name like Danny or Randy. Long or short brown hair and a intense dislike for the complacent moralities that follow being a HUMAN! Total disregard for any life other than their own, and usually travel size and filled with shit to be excreted on command and on-the-go. No matter where you are, you will be able to spill some shit. The word "phallus" relates closely to the penis lodges deep in one of their very uncomfortable orifices. Not the anus, no, but either the eye socket, the ear, an surgically opened temple, or sometimes even within their own dick-hole. The containment caused by this phallic placement, or "cock-cork", creates great tension and benefits the growth of shit within the Phallus Hoarder's compartments. Getting into an argument with a Phallus Hoarder is not recommended, for doing so could result in suicide, homicide or mass murder from the irrelevant conclusion of anger and unwavering stubbornness.

Although it is not recommended to argue with a Phallus Hoarder, its easier to take solace in knowing that they are usually either wrong, or just trying to make you angry and mostly revolves around decisions regarding their very own phallus.

Example 1:

Girl: Man I love my shih-tzu

Danny: He's Ugly and I think we should eat it.

Girl: What?! NO! Why would you eat my Shih Tzu?

Danny: Survival of the fittest, they should bow to my superiority!

Guy: *sigh* Danny you're such a Phallus Hoarder.

Example 2:

Randy: My dick is bigger than yours by ALL NECESSARY AND UNNECESSARY MEANS.

Guy: I didn't ask...

Randy: I know you didn't, but if I dont tell you then I risk the loss of one of my cock-corks

Guy: oh! you should've told me that you became a Phallus Hoarder.

by Amk October 4, 2010

hotdog balls

when your all sweaty and you lift up your dick and rub the piece of skin connecting your dick to your balls with your finger. when you smell it, it should smell like hot dogs...........also, you will definitly like the smell of your own hot dog balls, but youll gag at the whiff of anyone elses

yo, i havent showered in a couple days and i just ran a four minute mile......im working on a nice case of hotdog balls

by Matt A, King February 13, 2007

Chocolate Hotdog

A steaming fecal mass!

Hold up, wait a minute... I gots ta drop off da chocolate hotdog, B!

by Rainsinger June 9, 2009

Hoard

1. A term used by the prototypical white kid from Montana to sound intimidating when using the word "hard";

2. of or pertaining to the firmness of one's physical composition;

3. A means of surviving a car accident;

4. a way in which one can ball;

How hoard is my Quiksilver outfit?

Man, if I was only as hoard as Brad Pitt wearing a white t-shirt.

These weeks at the gym have made me hoard.

You would have died after the first 23 flips, good thing im hoard.

Damn you look sick in those hilfiger pants and fubu threads. Your ballin' out hoard tonight!

by Tanner Falcon January 29, 2006

hotdog

when something goes your way!

I got my homework finished.HOTDOG!!

by Payge October 23, 2007

hoadex

a pimps Black Book
the chicktionary

a little book full of 'hoes' phone numbers, address, and the 3 point rating (top half, bottom half, face)

Tony: "What are we gonna do this weekend?"
Bill: "I dont know....im sooo bored, im going Gay"
Nick: "Nah worry, we will call some jubes"
Tony: "Yeah Nick, call some girls in your Hoadex"

by Nick April 25, 2005