dick flop

To flop your dick out of your pants in a public place usually at a party.

Mr. Misiak- I floped my dick out last night at Mr. Mac's party.
Mrs. Henderson-Wow what did they do.
Mr. Misiak-FUCK YOU BITCH ASS

by dan manna January 14, 2005

flop your titties

to take your hand under your tit and push it up and it bounces

mom! Go flop your Titties!

by blaise June 13, 2003

my eyeballs are floating

My bladder is full, I need to pee.

I drank too much water at dinner and now my eyeballs are floating.

by spycer July 16, 2014

3 o'clock flop

the sensation that happens after eating carbs for lunch

I need chocolate...I've got the 3 o'clock flop

by _Belle_ May 2, 2016

float

when your with your girlfriend in the bathtub and you accidentally take a shit, then she bends down and eats it.

crap i just took a floater, you want to eat it?

by Jerry the wanking dolphin December 15, 2018

Keg Stand, Floating

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pool, pond, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.

I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)

by JuicyBB November 10, 2008

Floater

Detritus or cells suspended in the aqueous of the eye which can be seen by staring into the light; Matter in the fluid of the eye which will settle or leave or appear; a naturally occurring phenomenon of aging;

When he looked at the light quickly and moved his eye he could make out the floaters suspended in his vision;

by wstlnguy July 13, 2009