Dick felt

Trying/Getting a girl to have sex with you

Guy Juan - That girl with Jon Jon is pretty hot.
Guy 2 - Yeah, he's just trying to get his dick felt.

by Oof-Oof January 15, 2016

Will Felt’d

(Verb) when you get so drunk on your birthday that you claim that you’ve paid for Everyone’s tab...but you haven’t.

“Bro.. I love you but you Will Felt’d me real hard last year and my credit was never the same.”

by Slooze September 7, 2018

it felt good didn't it

When you open the door and find your son jerking off in his bedroom.

Ricky: *masturbating in the bed*

Mom: *opens the door* Oh excuse me Ricky Ricky I did see what you were doing IT FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT ?

Ricky: *stares at his mom in an uninterpretable way*

by Adam's Speget December 10, 2018

The Felt

A mafia group of 15 known in the late 2000s for having destroyed the Negrocity mayor's favorite casino.
Disappeared since then.

"The Felt green suits are much better in red"

by Jibachu March 30, 2019

Heard-Felt

When you can't decide if a certain sensation was heard or felt.

"I heard-felt some cotton in my ear" - Stevie

by mythicaldictionary April 9, 2019

Marty Feldman

When you tighten your cock strap too tight and your nuts pop out like Marty Feldman's eyes.

My wife went Marty Feldman on me last night.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Dirty Felton

When you get mad at your fiance for not giving you a handjob or blow job and you kick her to the curb while you continue to call your daughter sexy and kiss her on the lips, then you bring the evil baby mom back in that traumatized girl's life, this is also known as a dirty donkey.

Oh man you wouldn't believe how dirty Felton is definitely a dirty donkey

by BeautifulLU April 12, 2020