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faux pecks

Man boobs. Where everything drops after the age of 35...
I have faux pecks and Sean has pecks, like everyone else in South Tampa.

I need to go to the gym and bench press so I can get rid of my faux pecks.
by Miss Post, Real pecks John January 25, 2016
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Faux-liage

Plastic or silk plants used in place of real ones.
Karen's redecorated the apartment in a jungle theme! There's faux-liage from (insert chain store here) everywhere. At least she can't kill plastic plants!
by CathieT March 10, 2021
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faux mouplée

French for fake muppet fur or pelt.
"Did you happen to notice that woman's shawl? What do you suppose it's made from?"

"Oh that's faux mouplée, but no worries... No harm was actually done to Muppets in its making."
by YumiSpewns December 19, 2014
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faux fresh

Cornbread that is topped with butter and microwaved. It's like it's fresh, but it's not.

Can sometimes refer to any room temperature food that is revamped via butter and microwave. But mostly just cornbread.
They have cornbread in the dining hall today! Faux fresh time!!
by madam333 January 22, 2011
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faux-doc

When you arrive for your doctors appointment and instead of seeing your doctor, they send in nurse practitioner to diagnose and treat you yet still bill the appointment at the same fee.
That faux-doc said I was fine and sent me on my way but was hospitalized the next day for Malaria..
by anonymous January 6, 2024
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Deep-faux

A manufactured or artificial display of intellectual depth that lacks genuine understanding or substance. It plays on the idea of something being artificially created or fake, like "deepfake" technology.
"I can't stand listening to him. Every argument he makes is pure deep-faux, designed to sound smart without any actual knowledge."

"His lecture sounded profound at first, but after a few minutes, you realized it was all just deep-faux – no real substance behind the big words."
by Mac Merk July 22, 2025
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Faux Plow

Fake fucking, pretend sex, as done in movies, TV series,etc... All the rhythemic moving, none of the "action".
Every 6 minutes in Game of Thrones features people faux plowing like its nobody's business.
That show is a neverending faux plow.
by CrimsonArcher95 January 24, 2015
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