Fashion Health Spa

The act of sticking a finger into a man's ass while slowly
moving the other hand up and down the shaft of the man's penis.

John Travolta thought it would be fun if the spa attendant gave him a Fashion Health Spa.

by bigmacmuffin October 6, 2012

fashion kills

A rework & sustainable clothing bizz based around the idea that fashion DO BE KILLIN THO

Hey did you know that fashion kills, want to buy this My Little Pony rework hoodie?

by Fashion Kills November 23, 2021

Fatal Fashion

Someone that is fashionably dressed but smells bad. Someone that wears the latest fashions but forgot about the hygiene clean.

Rick: Wow, did you see Erin's butt in that new skirt she has on today.

Bob: Yah, Just hope the wind doesn't shift while you're checkin her out. Fatal Fashion is her ammo.

Christina: Like that outfit the Peggy is wearing today.

Beth: That chick stinks, she is the epitome of a Fatal Fashion bomb.

by GB1558 September 27, 2011

Gold Fashioned

An ounce of liquor either chased or mixed with a mouthful of pee.

"She gave me a Gold Fashioned right from the spout."

by gonzo-journalism June 4, 2022

Old Fashioned Kathy

When Stromboli's mom gives you a handy, but uses her patented kung Fu grip to make you nut quicker. The perfect grip strength, not too hard and not too soft.

After work I am going to head over to Stromboli's house for an Old Fashioned Kathy.

by flatchestedmule May 18, 2024

Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.

I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.

by Bluntzie September 19, 2023

Oklahoma Old-Fashioned

Engaging in sex during a tornado

My wife and I had ourselves an Oklahoma Old-Fashioned when that storm hit last month

by Hunter Bunter May 6, 2025