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Exploding Teabag 

A sudden outburst of frothing-mouthed, sweaty-handed Wingnut rage. They are usually inspired by a seemingly trivial action performed by a person of color, woman, or any elected member of the Democratic Party.
Eric: Haha, did you see the winger hissy fit about the trailer for that new Mexploitation flick?

Andy: Yeah! Shammity had a total exploding teabag over it. Lightly caffeinated shrapnel all over the front of his pants.

Explosive Diarrhea 

Explosive diarrhea is a term used when someone or something contains massive amounts of feces that would virtually demolish the sanity of an individual's mind when gazed upon. Explosive diarrhea is a much severe condition compared to the ideal "massive shitting". Explosive diarrhea has the impression of a human excrement combined with water and corn that is highly likely to drain the human sanity alongside with making the person highly fatigue. Explosive diarrhea occurs in the matter of seconds, leaving the person's anus and the exterior of his/her gluteus maximus covered in their own excrement.
Sam: Tom! I just had the shit of my life!
Tom: Was it a massive shit?
Sam: No! Not even close my homosexual intercourse exchanging friend!
Tom: What? Something worse than a MASSIVE SHIT?
Sam: Yes! It was an explosive diarrhea!

Tom: Lord have mercy on Sam!
Explosive Diarrhea by BushWarden August 20, 2013

Explosive diarrhea 

A serious condition caused after consuming a large glass of apple juice or food infected with a bacteria or virus. After anywhere from 1-12 hours after consumption, you will feel tummy pain and farts. After one fart, it is so loud. You laugh, then stop laughing and your eyes widen as you realize that it is hot and wet in your pants. You hurriedly run to the bathroom and pull down your pants. To your horror, a large Hershey's Kiss is melted in your undies. You then sit down on the toilet. A little solid poop comes out. "Great! No diarrhea!" you say to yourself. As you reach for the toilet paper, a roar of thunder so intense that even Thor would get nightmares. Your bathroom shakes. In the blink of an eye, your toilet is destroyed beyond repair. The water is turned into a orangeish brown mud puddle, and the sides of the toilet bowl are covered in many drops of Tru-Moo. But remember, lightning can strike twice. Another roar of thunder rattles the bathroom. And the splash of the brown stuff hitting the muddy water shoots it up back in your butt. You look at the floor and the walls and the blast managed to get them dirty. After wiping your buns and legs with toilet paper thoroughly, You flush the toilet. After flushing many times, you finally manage to get nearly all of it through. The toilet is clogged, but you will leave the unclogging job to mom. You wipe the floors walls and toilet and leave like nothing happened.
Did you hear about why the school bathroom was closed for a day? Freddy had explosive diarrhea!

EXPLOSIVE DIARIAH 

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I just blew up this toilet with explosive diariah

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EXPLOSIVE DIARIAH by BIGG Boi bRAAIn September 29, 2020

Exploding Unicorn

When a group of gay dudes have an extreme, nightmare inducing, HIV promising, dicks skinned raw orgy then weaponize the HIV by joining ISIS and blow themselves up in Jihad.
Did you hear about Greg? He died in Iraq. Did they hang him for being gay? No. His dying wish was to get his ass pounded then take his HIV and become an Exploding Unicorn. What a twat.

Five Point Exploding Ass Technique 

Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.
Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!