diddleumptious

The additive junction to a word that causes it to become delicious in every aspect.

Hey Mike your mom is so hot! You might even say she's milf-diddleumptious! Dude I just really want to bang your Mom!

by Pabs Momoney December 12, 2007

Diddlebock Suit

An awesomely ugly plaid suit.

I convinced my friend to wear a Diddlebock Suit to the dance.

by kinura January 11, 2008

diddlespitter

a person who excessively spits while masturbating.

"Yo Eric, god last night was great, huh?"
"Yeah, except Joe is a total diddlespitter! I think he spit in my mouth, dog!"

by C0CKSP4NK3R January 4, 2009

DIDDLEYCRAPP

An expression of meaning nothing,or having no substance.
Diddleycrapp also known as diddleysquatt.Slang for the word
nothing.

I did not get diddleycrapp for a bonus!
Nothing he said meant diddleycrapp.

by ROB W.JACKSON January 11, 2009

diddleydoosh

dirty rotten doosh bag

oh my god this guy is such a diddleydoosh.

by randongeek March 27, 2009

Duddied

An incident, act, or life entirely, which turned out to be a complete and utter catastrophe beyond comprehendable proportions.

(Derives from the lack of performance from a drunk individual's penis at a party, to the point where the chick leaves and dances with his friend.)

(George W. Bush during a State of the Union address.)
W. - The strategery used for the war may or may not have been the best. Hey, we duddied that one.

(Agent to John Cena)
Wow, we really duddied the ball on that one thinking you could act in The Marine huh?

(About to sign a contract in the Marine Corps.)
Recruiter- Why are you so urgent to sign?
Enlistee- I've really made nothing short of a duddy out of my life, mine as well sign for your duddy ass organization.

by Mo Mo Morin February 17, 2009

diddley dog simple

Something really easy to finish or complete

This project is diddley dog simple, so you should be able to get it done ASAP.

by colbyco July 12, 2009