slick desmond

a reference to the slickness of duncan stainer lord of latin and 8x

slick des i have latin with slick desmond next

by kan September 29, 2003

Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.

"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"

by charis September 15, 2013

Ian Desmond

Sexiest baseball player.. Jawline to cut and the hottest man in the world

Ian Desmond is tasty

by DanielleCRay June 20, 2016

Ima Desho!

A Japanese signature phrase by present day lecturer, Mr. Hayashi in Toshin High School. It was chosen as a buzzword in 2013. This phrase literally means "Now!"

Itsu yaru no? Ima desho! (When are you going to do it? Now!)

by K1517120 March 13, 2017

mrs.denton

Big ape looking woman

hello mrs.denton ha ha

by keepwowingmemes April 16, 2017

matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017

Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.

"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."

by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018