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If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"
by charis September 15, 2013
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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